dooved

what a complete retard world call a dvd player.
phonejacker:do you want a dooved
cunt:no!!!

phonejacker:do you want a dooved
cunt:no!!!

by cuntfeaturs May 12, 2014

dooze bodger

A certified avoider of alcoholic beveragés when away on boozy weekends with the lads/gals

Public refusal to sink Pîntõs infront a a crowd who all have sub 4 second bolts (20 second VK is mandatory)

A person who forces themselves to like the taste of Guinness, despite the fact it tastes like an ashtray mixed with puddle water.

A welsh pigéon.

Gillibrand et al were all certified Dooze Bodgers after Dublin 2016

by chuckstrellson September 22, 2016

Doobed

Jacked, duped, jipped, tricked, scammed, stolen from.

It's 4/20/2018 and I got a $1 burrito for a munchie. I put it down somewhere dumb so my pup because it's missing. Must've been my pup, Doobie Doo. I've been Doobed.

I got doobed for my burrito by scooby Doo's cousin; Doobie.

by #missriahh May 28, 2018

dootzed

The act of getting absolutely motherfuckered with the boys to the point where you can’t string a single sentence together. Usually achieved via binge drinking.

Awh cunt, I’m going to get absolutely dootzed this weekend during Golden Features set at Metro City!

by sillyboys666 August 12, 2018

Doored

When the man is on top of a woman decides to put his cock on her face and she doesn’t move

Man last night was so good I doored her face so hard bro

by Poppybung December 26, 2020

doozerstein

a person that’s bussin

damn that doozerstein be low key hot, i want them

by busybitch69 March 19, 2021

Doozer

A large marijuana joint typically roles in hemp paper ( or rice paper).

You: bro, I’m smoking a fucking doozer right now.
Your bro: bro save me a clip of the doozer.

by brad dingus March 7, 2022