Dereck

unimaginative jerk who always whines, complains, and makes trouble. Obnoxious. Loud. Will always get you red roses even when you tell him NOT TO. Acts like he knows everything. Always has to be right. Liar. Ridiculous. Likes to talk behind your back like a mean girl. Actually male, but never acts like it. Perv. Will grate on your last nerve. Clingy. Always has to be in contact with you. Annoying. Repetitve. NEVER TALK TO A DERECK. He will wrap you up in all of his drama and you will never break free!
Obsessive. Self-centered. Snob. Not fun. Won't take you out on dates. Prefers to stay at home. Boring. Lazy. Eats like a pig. Drama Queen. Pouty. Cusses. Overreacts!

Will always think about his own problems before your own, especially when you have swine flu.

Talks using incorrect grammar. Tries to be cool. Fails. Hypocrite. Bipoplar to the MAX.

"Girl, stay away from him."
"Why?"
"Because he is SUCH a Dereck."
"Ew."

by JJK♥ March 15, 2010

Derrock

v. to quit early; to stop before the finish line
n. someone who asks for handouts
sports- to derrick out in football to take a dive. in basketball- to cheer really really good. in golf- to use the foot wedge
what a derrick (look at that cheerleader)
Synonyms include democrat, leftwing bed-wetter
Afraid of men calling him sweetie in bright orange jumpsuits.

A derrick lifestyle is synonomous with the french. They quit early, surrender often, and have tendencies we cannot discuss.

by JBOB April 24, 2004

Derrick

Bi-sexual male who like to dress as a maid

Derrick is super gay

by Pppoop69420119 February 10, 2022

Derrick Lam

The guy who is talking about Crack as I'm typing this, smacking his hands and pretending he is smoking a joint...hes still pretending to smoke....still.....stilll....now he is talking about butts and boobies. Now he is talking about him drinking when he was like, 8. I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!

R.I.P Derrick Lam 1:05Pm 4/18/2005.

by Lunerfox April 19, 2005

derrick mortel

can't spell the word "totally" and has bad taste in music. haha. almost joking.

you're totaly DERRICK MORTEL!
and
maaan thats totaly DERRICK MORTEL!

by christabel April 6, 2005

derrick

A whiny little bitch who has aids hair.

Dude #1: Hey who's that bald motherfucker?
Dude #2: Don't worry about that aids-hair bitch. It's just derrick.

by cybernubs December 15, 2008

Derrick

He will (fuck) you hard with his masive (cock) and will tung punch your mom.

Derrick king of (sex) man flerting and money AKA pussy getter

by Bigest Dick 69 June 6, 2018