Count your ducks

1) To become aware of all the good in your life

Matt: "Oh man, I failed my math exam!"
Susan: "Well, count your ducks. You could be dead."

by ravenclaw198 April 22, 2017

Corona Count Down

The predictable COVID time-line that defines the inevitable virus exposure until actual illness manifestation.

So, do you think anyone at the beach was COVID positive?
Oh, hell yes! Right now I'm on a Corona Count Down... heading over to visit grandma next.

by YAWA July 12, 2020

Warowl's Fourth Law of Counter Strike

Warowls Fourth law of Counter Strikes states that Negev is always the meta of the Counter Strike franchise.

Person 1: Dude the CTs are just spraying through B tunnel with a smoke

Person 2: Darn it Warowl's Fourth Law of Counter Strike yet has strikes it again

by i like the smell of macs August 16, 2021

any count

It’s an Appalachian slang which basically asks if something is good or bad. For instance “ was that fried chicken any count? Yes it was very tasty. Or was the cornbread any count? Not really it needed more cornmeal and buttermilk

Was your fried chicken any count?

by Mydogbuttermilk November 10, 2018

counterproductive advertising

Those lame,local TV ads that drive customers away due to their amateurish,home-made,ridiculous,and downright embarrassing nature. Typically a low budget advertisement featuring the business owner dressed up as a clown,a king or a mattress. Often features the business owners kids or other family members.

Those Mister Mattress TV spots are counterproductive advertising.I'd never buy anything from that fool.

by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011

count fapula

1. one who faps to girls while they sleep; a Count Fapula is characterized by bags under the eyes

2. a lecherous sub-human that faps by night, stealing precious l'eau de fap from victims

"Say, Suzanne, what's all this ectoplasmic goo on my sleeping bag?"

"Well Suzanne, it looks like you got a little visit from a Count Fapula"

by Sr.Crumplecakes October 25, 2009

Counterfeit

A person that dresses, talks, and acts wealthy, but is faker than a three dollar bill.

You may find people like this in your school, place of business, or public transit sporting a fake Gucci or Lois Vuitton, acting as if they are above you, but really they just have a really good sugar daddy.

Oh Becky look at that counterfeit over there, should we tell her her Lois is fake?

by Huangho February 13, 2019