Chairaplegic Claim

Legal/Medical Term for workers comp claim file by someone after experiencing temporary loss of feeling in both legs and or part of their ass after working several hours without movement.

Look at Mike…if he don’t get up and walk around a bit or at least rock back and forth he’s going to end up filing a Chairaplegic Claim and needing an assage chair

by big64 June 18, 2011

Truth claims

No, the claims are implicit in the text. When it says the 'God said *blank*' it is claiming the God said a thing. It's either true or it's false. And stop trying to like everything to biology. It the religion isn't just the right half of the brain or something that is so fucking stupid. It is what it is and what it is is an incest cult. You are defending it because it makes people go 'yay.' That is all that's happening here. It couldn't be any less profound."

Hym "Truth claims aside, your importance of narrative is just more Jordan Peterson Cult shit.

Exodus 90 participant "People are awakening to the golden prophet's one truth! It's so true that we don't even know what true means!"

Hym "Shut up Alex. What you call thought is just a 'yays for everyone' maximizing algorithm.

by Hym Iam July 9, 2024

Claimed cocksucker

A person who sucks their significant others cock and no one else's.

Awww, you're my claimed cocksucker.

by JayRock69 June 3, 2023

Trend Claim

V: Trend Claim, (Trend Claiming) As a noun: Trend Claimer

When a person claims to his or her friend that they started a fad, especially when everyone knows in fact, that they did not.

Jim: Look at that guy, he's so emo.

Peter: yeah he is! You know I started the word emo, I trend claimed it.

Jim: ...

by Mattian Wurdz Ph.D November 30, 2009

double-standardised claiming

the act of unfaithfully claiming another person while continuing to label them as a slag in response to the feeling of repeated rejection of the highest level

Soup (Tomato): Hey carrot… You’re looking real tasty today… let me have a nibble

Carrot: No - you’re literally tomato soup. Eugh.

Soup: You little slag

This is double-standardised claiming.

by zebsandmegs4ever June 28, 2023

Claim

To let everybody know that somebody is yours.

I have a lot of hire but I only claim one of em fr

by Fortheladiestbh June 13, 2023

Claim Your Tits

When a woman puts on a push up bra and it pushes her "tits" together

Yo man look at how close her tits are in that push up bra. (Claim your tits)

by timdaddy125 May 26, 2020