Collusion

when you meet with Russian officials to plot a mission to interfere with the U.S democratic election and you know that it's wrong so you lie about it ever happening

"The Crown prosecutor of Russia met with his father Aras this morning and in their meeting offered to provide the Trump campaign with some official documents and information that would incriminate Hillary and her dealings with Russia and would be very useful to your father.
This is obviously very high level and sensitive information but is part of Russia and its government's support for Mr. Trump"
This collusion would really help your dad get elected!

"Thanks Rob I appreciate that. I am on the road at the moment but perhaps I just speak to Emin first. Seems we have some time and if it's what you say I love it especially later in the summer. Could we do a call first thing next week when I am back?"
I am so excited for this collusion! My dad will be so pleased!

* meeting occurs *

"Did I meet with people that were Russian? I’m sure, I’m sure I did, but none that were set up. None that I can think of at the moment. And certainly none that I was representing the campaign in any way, shape or form."
I never colluded with Russia!

by kydney stone July 27, 2017

cellular boredom

Where you use your cell phone so much that you eventually get bored with it and have to get a new one.

Cameron is suffering from cellular boredom at this very moment. He needs to get an iPhone or something.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

Cellulocean

Containing enough cellulose on one's body to create a synthetic ocean of flab glistening in the sun.

Dude, when did we get to the beach? Anderson's got a cellulocean gleaming over there.

by DeedsFan12 April 20, 2009

cellulive

The act of waving to a friend with whom you are talking to using a cellular phone while behind a reporter/anchor who is being broadcast live on television.

Seth: "Dood, can you see me behind Chuck waving? What? Turn on CNN right now!!"

Ben: "Huh ... are you cellulive right now?"

by TreeInCV September 22, 2009

collusionpallooza

The act of two or more friends playing at the same poker table and/or tournament while feeding each other information. Specifically in online play.

Hey cowboy, what do you say Sunday afternoon we do a little collusionpallooza on a No Limit Hold Em' table and make a few dollars?

by SoonerColluder September 11, 2010

Cellous

Being jealous of a person who plays the cello. To covet thy neighbor's cello.

He was cellous of her after she outplayed him for the final spot in the orchestra.

Nathan had always dreamed of playing the cello and he became quite cellous when he saw Bella's beautiful new instrument.

by S. Finch November 18, 2011

Collusionthree

Collusionthree

Collusionthree: When three or more persons conspired to commit treason against their Country with the help of another sovereign government, or citizens of another sovereign thereof. The means of such Collusionthree could be through an arm struggle, terrorism, digital hacking, electoral interference through digital warfare, media fake news, social networking sites, ect.

by Art Is Skin Deep July 30, 2018