Cellulocean 

Containing enough cellulose on one's body to create a synthetic ocean of flab glistening in the sun.

Dude, when did we get to the beach? Anderson's got a cellulocean gleaming over there.

Cellulocean by DeedsFan12 April 20, 2009

Cellulomaniac 

A person who exhibits an excessive, compulsive dependence on their mobile phone, often to the point where it negatively impacts their personal relationships, productivity, or overall well-being. A cellulomaniac may frequently prioritize screen time over face-to-face interactions, becoming overly absorbed in social media, messaging, or digital content.

Despite being surrounded by friends, she couldn’t help but act like a cellulomaniac, constantly checking her phone instead of engaging in conversation.

Cellulomaniac by Raven Blackthorn April 20, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016