spag bog

British slang for spaghetti bolognese.

Bridget Jones' young boyfriend Gav cooked spag bog for her on their second date.

by carolrain December 9, 2008

bog beast

extremely ugly woman resembling something that lives in a swamp

that girl you were with last night was a bog beast

by spook April 15, 2004

gut bogging

a vulgar term for fornication

Nine inche nails is great gut bogging music

by rich messenger May 9, 2006

Bog-Wash

Sticking your head in the bog (toilet) and flushing the chain. Apparently also known as a 'swirlie' in other parts of the world.

Occurs mainly in school and administered by bullies.

by Footle August 4, 2005

bog flog

A bog flog is when you masturbate on the toilet while talking a shit

Joe: I just need to go for a bog flog
Dave: Too much information dude

by majestic uber April 15, 2014

bog fly

that annoying person who just hangs around you all the time like a fly hanging around a shit.

why do you have to bog fly us all the time, piss off.

by petro chibanda March 19, 2008

Bog Rob

Masturbating on the toilet during work hours

Oi mate I've got 10min to burn before smoko so I'm gonna go for a bog rob

by Dyktits April 14, 2019