Backdoor Poltergeist

When a small Asian lady hides in a pillowcase and screams aggressively at their victim until submission, once their victim has surrendered themselves, they proceed to do an outrageous act of "Tarmacking" on their victim.

Bro 1: "hey bro what's that on your t-shirt?"
Bro 2 (Walking with a crutch): "Ahh y'know bro just a classic backdoor poltergeist incident"
Bro 1: "ahh bro that sucks bro, want a kiss?"

by ILikeJoshVeryMuchIThinkHesCool June 23, 2022

backdoor houdini

When your girl sits in the back seat and jerks you off while you drive

Canlin said hey Bro last night onmy way home my bitch gave me a backdoor houdini

Tent said nice bro

Jerking off while driving secretly

by Averagepennis December 12, 2018

Backdoor Thot

A person who comes in through the backdoor of your house, at your request, for: sex, making out, or any intimate actions for free.

“Dude, I wanna hook up with someone sooo bad”
“Ask Jenna”
“That’s right she’s a total backdoor Thot”

by President Poverty November 17, 2018

backdoor footjob

A polite way to say you're gonna kick someone's ass

I'm gonna give you a Backdoor Footjob

by A Real Fox Girl August 20, 2022

backdoor eviction

Tactic used by landlord to get rid of a tenant when legal eviction isn't an option. Jacking the rent way up beyond the ability of the tenant to pay is probably the most common technique.

"After a dozen times trying to get the landlord to fix the toilet, he just came back on us with a backdoor eviction by doubling the rent - he knows damned well I can't pay it!"

by FiresignTrool July 11, 2008

backdoor surpise

When your having sex doggiestyle, and then you pull it out and stick it in her ass.

Dude i was fuckin her doggystyle and then i gave her a backdoor surprise

by JamesBong February 04, 2004

Backdoor Butler

1. the male head servant in a large or important household, with responsibilities that include overseeing the other staff, taking care of the wine and silverware, and sometimes receiving guests in secrecy or in a surreptitious way, often through the rear entrance of the houshold.

2. Homosexual. (slang)(often considered offensive)

see ass pirate

Little did they know that Oliver was a backdoor butler.

by [e-mail] October 06, 2004