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AFK Alfred

A person who is always logged on, but never actually there.
Cool Person(7:02): Hey Britton sup man?
Cool Person(7:05): Hello?
Britton is now away.
Cool Person(7:09): Wow what an AFK Alfred, why does he bother ever logging on?
by frankmasta5 July 25, 2011
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Jumping Alfredo Crabstick

When I man, lets say over 40, takes his dick, infected with crabs(disease), and shoves it into a boiling bowl of Alfredo Sauce. Then When he screems in pain hes jumps up and down and sticks his dick into a woman's vagina, cooling it down.
Old Dude: "OW OW OW why would I do that!"
Old Dude: "I stick it in the hooker!"

Hooker: "What The FUCK!"

OLD DUDE: "DAMN THAT WAS A PAINFUL JUMPING ALFREDO CRABSTICK!"
by MR. NOT NORMAL January 27, 2011
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jose alfredo chirinos

A man who is extremely hipster.He used to be skinny but now he has gained a few pounds.

He will always deny to be a hipster, but its on his blood. He wears small glasses, but in his heart he wishes they were as big as his hipster personality.
-Oh, i've never heard this song..have you?
-No...this must be a Jose Alfredo Chirinos type of song. Its too hipster.
by psrg January 23, 2014
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drop you like alfredo

Drop you like alfredo means to just let you go, or drop you off. Kicking somebody out, ignoring someone. Stuff like that. And its just fun to say!
"Adam, I drop you off right here if you don't stop."
"Yea, she'll drop you like alfredo!"
by Squadam August 28, 2006
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Alfred University

Only the best university ever. Its mad good Art school and its insane engineering school, mixed in with the Liberal Arts school make for a sick diversity of students that just adds to the flavor. Theres never a shortage of parties, however many are overly packed (ie any house that is referred to by a number or by an orginization name: 38/Rugby House 5/Soccer House), but Nate's house is always superb. It's also insanely better than the shit across the street, better known as Alfred State.
Person 1: Hey look its Alfred University
Person 2: Holy shit, lets go get fucked at Nate's House, his Hooka is always mad smooth.
by TylerC101 December 9, 2008
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Gay Faggocinne Alfredo

A person of italian decent who acts like a complete faggot. Also used to describe anyone who just acts like an italian faggot.
The G.F.A: "That's a really funny looking calculator you have in class. I think you shouldn't have that out"

Person 2: "Shut the fuck up you gay faggocinne alfredo"
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Alfredo Garcia

Alfredo is a great man, has a great sense of humor and is a pervert but in a good way. Alfredo would go by Alfie that must people would call him,and know him by, Alfie is a sexy man and should "hook" up with a Nicole because she said so. Alfie is a great guy to be around with and is fun, he is very sarcastic and playful and that just adds on to his great personality.
person 1: whoa! whos the new kid, he looks sexy
person2: hes new, i think his name is Alfredo Garcia,but most ppl are calling him Alfie
person1: wow....id like to tap him
by smarty_pip14 December 30, 2010
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