Wesley Tolliver

A thousand words couldn’t describe this incredible person. They’re earnest, kindhearted, beautiful and adorably nerdy. The moment they walk into your life, keep them close and never let them go, as they make an incredible friend and partner. A Wesley Tolliver has a head full of blonde hair that looks like it was spun like thread from the sun. They have gentle, unassuming eyes that waver from green to blue. They sometimes have a scraggly beard or is clean-shaven, but either way they always manage to look cute. They always tend to be right about things and look at issues from every possible angle, it’s like their hobby. They’re intelligent, and if you get a Wesley Tolliver talking you’ll become enamored at how much they know. As a partner, they are tender, always telling you how they feel and reminding you that they love you. You can’t stand next to them without them reaching for your hand just to hold it! They give the best kisses, and are a perfect life partner. They make you feel grateful for having met them, constantly and will always be there for you no matter what.
Hey! That’s my boyfriend Wesley Tolliver. Gosh, I’m so lucky to have him in my life.

Oh man, you are such a Wesley Tolliver. You are cute and standoffish, but loveable at the same time!!

Hey, Wesley Tolliver, I can’t help but love you!!
by inlovewithwesleytolliver November 24, 2021
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Wesley Snipes

The answer to every trivia question that appears on the movie screen before they actually start the film at your local movie theater.
Trivia question: "What actor battled the T-1000 in Terminator 2?"

some ignorant fool: I think it's that new governor, in California, Arnold Sch...."

2 badass brothers: Shut up, fool! It's so Wesley Snipes; it's gotta be!
by Daniel April 17, 2004
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Wesley Snipes

The answer to any question known to man.
Some Dude: Yo man, whats 2 + 2?
Some Other Dude: Wesley Snipes
by Geographicallysoundjustin March 31, 2011
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father of wesley

A "father of wesley" is when an abusive father,probably named trey, paralyzes your biological father and freeze him in a block of ice. then your fake father(trey)chases after you in a huge redneck truck and makes you wallow around in the mud while video taping you. and only lets you see your real father in his ice block on wednesdays.
"Gaylor Times is such a father of wesley"
by wes master wesley April 03, 2008
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wesley crusher

The lamest scifi character ever, who is so annoying he makes me want to pull my ears off
by Bob882 September 08, 2004
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Wesley Clark

Quite possibly a future president of the United States of America. Brilliant businessman and retired 4 star general. Too bad he couldn't be president this time around. If Kerry wins this year Clark will probably run in 2012.
Wesley Clark for President in 2012!
by Samuel March 18, 2004
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wesley wifi

bruvvvv you have wesley wifi
by nigletsoup April 22, 2020
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