Your mum's watching!

A phrase used to put pressure on the person who is about to focus or carry out an important action, in 90% of cases resulting in the person performing an epic fail.

The term is so useful as there is not a single person on the planet that will not get intimidated by a mother's look of disapproval and even a thought about your mother watching you fail makes you nervous as hell, so you will almost certainly cock up whatever important thing you are doing.

Jack: *tries to take a penalty shot*
Troll: Your mum's watching!
Jack: *feels nervous and pressurised, then realises that mum is not really watching* Fuck Yeah.

*still misses penalty*
Troll: LOOOL

by no_this_guy March 3, 2011

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The Feds are watching

The police or the authorities are survailing your person

"Watch your back" , "the Feds are watching"

by Eros McDonald August 22, 2017

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Basket Watching

The act of staring at the crotch area of a male in hopes of seeing a bulge or outline of his penis. Men wearing mesh gym shorts and loose sweatpants are especially targeted by basket watchers.

Guy 1: Dude, are you basket watching?
Guy 2: No! I was just checking for drug smugglers!

by Koyale May 14, 2012

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Dot Watching

Verb. The desperately intense observation of your smart phone screen message thread, as you wait in hope for a reply from someone you are romantically engaged with.

I spent Saturday night Dot watching again, what did you do?

by hc88 July 15, 2015

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