Vulture Season

The period of time when many college students (freshmen usually) break up with their significant others that are back home or at a different university. Like vultures to carrion, potential suitors are attracted to the new singles. It can be theorized that many random hookups occur during Vulture Season. This period of time is usually between October and Christmas Break, as these people have been away from home and their significant others for a long time at this point.

Bro, vulture season's officially in swing! That dime I was telling you about just broke up with her boyfriend, I'm going for it now!

by King Vulture September 9, 2014

vulture's crotch

Someone or something that smells really bad.

When was the last time you bathed? You stink like a vulture's crotch!

by W Haycock November 5, 2013

Ninja Vulture

A roommate who steals your food in the fridge behind your back. They do it in a sneaky way by figuring out your schedule and stealing tiny portions when you’re at school/work.

“Dude I think Joe might be a ninja vulture.”
“Yeah that explains why my mashed taters keeps disappearing!”

by TheShuckDriver November 20, 2019

clout vulture

To take advantage of someone's scandal to promote your brand. The scandal is innocent enough to be forgivable/forgettable, except for a clout vulture.

That Alinity stream with her dog was pretty innocent. Monroe is a real clout vulture for putting down Alinity in that tweet.

by 9mordecai December 1, 2019

Vulture Party

Similar to the great past time soggy biscuit except with roadkill

Rob and Nathan invited me to their vulture party but last time the Opossum wasn’t everything I thought it’d be

by Ramrod69420 December 6, 2019

Vodka vultures

A group of girls in a club who circle and swoop in at the first sign of free vodka from unsuspecting male show offs

Be careful Henry, the vodka vultures are beginning to circle. Hide the Grey Goose

by Gandolftheganderer June 25, 2017

Bart Vulture

Bay area rapid transit - A Bart Vulture is a bummy teenager to a young bummy adult loitering around bart stations playing their shitty music on speaker with their phone, walking around in the pick up area with their pants sagging to their ankles, walking like they shit their self, bumming for change, starting shit with people, but mostly bum for cigarettes.

As I waited for my ride, I wanted to light a smoke up but said no, I'll wait, there's a bart vulture right there looking my direction, waiting for someone to light up a smoke so he can bum one.

I can't believe that fuckin Bart Vulture asked to hit my vape pen!? Fuckin scandalous!

by Shwilla510 December 12, 2017