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Guy two: DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE!
Guy two: DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE!
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by TruthinThought April 2, 2015
Get the vcu basketball mug.The Columbian VCR occurs when a man, often desperately in need of sexual release and his hand just doesn't fulfill his sexual fantasies, until the point where the man lubes up his cock and thrusts it into his old VCR because he can't get any actual pussy. And in this act his penile growth gets stuck inside the VCR and so he has to try the eject button which fucks up his penile shaft, and eventually has to call the paramedics to remove his penis from the mechanical abyss of the VCR, in hope that his shaft is still intact.
(Guy) Im pretty horny, and the bitches just aint coming my way, so i think im going to try something new to spice things up tonight. { * Inserts dick into VCR * } Oh yeah, thats nice!!! Oh, shit!!! My dick is stuck. { * Calls Paramedics * )
(Medic) Hello, please state your emergency.
(Guy) Oh man i was doing a Columbian VCR and my wand is caught in my chamber of secrets if you know what i mean, oh shit!
(Medic) Hello, please state your emergency.
(Guy) Oh man i was doing a Columbian VCR and my wand is caught in my chamber of secrets if you know what i mean, oh shit!
by Bill Tremonti May 19, 2011
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V Card Thief #1: "dude she told me she's a virgin"
V Card Thief #2: "Ahh shit not another VCT"
V Card Thief #1: "A what?"
V Card Thief #2: "Virgin Conspiracy Theory"
V Card Thief #52: "Yea she's a ho fo sho...trust me"
V Card Thief #2: "Ahh shit not another VCT"
V Card Thief #1: "A what?"
V Card Thief #2: "Virgin Conspiracy Theory"
V Card Thief #52: "Yea she's a ho fo sho...trust me"
by Karmas.A.Bitch April 16, 2010
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