Dirty Torpedo

The name given to a penis after having butt sex with somebody, before it has been properly washed.

I need to get home and take a shower so I can get rid of this dirty torpedo.

by Newtman98 July 8, 2010

Speedo Torpedo

A bulge in a person's swimwear caused by either an erection or extreme tightness.

"That dude has a Speedo Torpedo so big it could sink a battleship."

by ErnieTheGreatest November 8, 2014

top/topself

an identifier for those who exhibit such raw, unfiltered top energy that it silences all bottoms within a 50 yd. raidus.

"Damn I feel my pussy quivering, is top/topself coming this way?"
"You mean L1v? Yeah they're coming over here."
"Shit I gotta get this under control, I'll see you later."

by shower vampire March 30, 2021

topsiding

Having a sunny/positive outlook.

"Say what you want man... you can't bring me down. I'm just chillin here, topsiding."

by GiantMike14 February 9, 2014

torpedo shit

When one shits the entire turd in one big go, shooting it into the pipe below. This is often combined with a flawless victory.

I got out of the shower and had to take a dump. When I started pushing, I had a torpedo shit since my ass was still wet.

by bgoldrich November 3, 2005

Camp Timber Tops

The best freakin' town in the entire world. CA's 2006 will always have a place in my heart.

"...Friends, friends, friends we will always be..."

by Hannah February 8, 2005

torpedian

Moving like a torpedo -- fast, about to blow stuff up

the startup's torpedian growth eliminated the competition

by sincinnatti September 30, 2014