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Freddie Tempest

Freddie Tempest is the type of guy who has had insane life experiences and you cannot believe what he says has actually happened to him.
I talked to Freddie Tempest yesterday and he told me about how once he bumped into the Prince of Sweden at a casino in Monaco, and they bonded over lemon drop martinis talking about classic cinema.
by carylourdes November 23, 2021
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"spicy" weather-temps forecast

The weatherman smilingly gave a really "spicy" weather-temps forecast on the radio today, and so I just **assumed** (yeah, I know, I know... never a good idea!) that the wind was gonna be pleasantly scented with yummy delectable barbecue-flavors for a couple days. But it's actually had very little odor at all during this period, just as plain old ordinary air usually does... what a disappointment!
by QuacksO October 16, 2018
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Conjuant Thermalative Tempuraturational Capasitation

"Conjuant Thermalative Tempuraturational Capasitation (CTTC)" is the long, specific, and very scientific definition of the word "Hot", or " Heat".

DISCLAIMER: Not a legitimate scientific word.
Example:

Friend 1: Dang man, I've been feeling a lot of Conjuant Thermalative Tempuraturational Capasitation as of late.

Friend 2: . . . Don't you mean "Heat"?
by Derpsion September 12, 2021
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Doing a tempest

When you shout into the void of a channel in discord hoping someone will notice you and not ignore you like the rest of the discord server.
Most conversations with him will start with a couple of expletives and end with a question which he knows the answer to but will ask anyway. E.g.
Should I sleep?
Holy shit, Logkiller is doing a tempest in offtopic. Fucks sake.
by kalininator May 14, 2022
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Abel Makkonen Tespussy

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream, and see the light, missionary, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carrier, against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, in a bounce, in the pool, in the garden, BENT OVER, against the window, most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, era ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffing, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan introducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, vulcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets SOAKED, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts (shots), hair ripping, show stopping,
When someone looks so fine they look like a daddy you can call them an Abel Makkonen Tespussy, since he is literally the definition of attraction and a hot daddy <3. XOXO (love the dad bod, put it on me =)
by abelssecretho March 4, 2025
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National Bully Tempest Day

NBTD
Held On December 27th

A Day Where You Playfully Bully Or Tease A Friend Named Tempest
Today Is National Bully Tempest Day
by Kainon Kaslana November 3, 2025
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