.tells

A series of ironic Instagram accounts similar to .feels or .moments however this side of the community is much smaller and mainly consist of the Ghestisisters

Godzilla.tells died in littlemac.moments lore

by Crock Potter August 7, 2019

Telstra

The worst connection ever made, will probably fail and support staff can't get their heads out of their own asses let alone speak basic English.

Likened to a Pile of Horseshit Telstra makes you pay them to take a hot steaming shit on your face.

"Mateee these cunts can't provide me anything and I'm paying a premium."

"Well switch to something like TPG or Optus cunt, these drongos couldn't build a lego set, let alone put up a good fucking service"

"Telstra, taking your money, for nothing in return" *TELSTRA JINGLE*

by Bilko367 February 15, 2020

telesnort

noun: a futuristic device that beams your drugs directly from the plate into your brain completely bypassing the nose.

Pass the telesnort, my cocaine is wearing off.

by ryde June 29, 2009

Telstra monkeys

Derrogatory:
They are monkies. They work for telstra.
Working on the same princaple as Doglas Adams infinate number of monkies.

What a bunch of telstra monkies!

by louis October 17, 2001

Teloka

A strange creature, usually found inside a cave, hiding out with her many rubber ducks. Some species suffer from sexlexia. The Teloka's favourite food is fondue.

Because of it's obsession with ducks and fondue, you must not go near a Teloka with either of these things. If you are attacked, she can be fought off using an onion, or a cucumber.

"Don't go near that Teloka, she'll throw a duck at you and steal your fondue!"

"Pass me that cucumber, here comes a Teloka!"

by Katiecorn April 21, 2008

telus

A Canadian telecommunication services provider, TELUS offers telephone, internet, and cellular services to suit corporate and individual needs

TELUS, the future is friendly

by TELUS January 22, 2005

Tells

Tells - Function: Noun; Entymology: Tell; A private message in a video game or chat client, etc, that only the sender and recipient see.

Variants: Tellstorm (A large amount of tells)

<I'm getting a lot of tells, hold on.>
<Tellstorm, just a sec.>

by Ryan Hamilton November 1, 2005