Shit tide

When you're involved in or coming up to a quite frankly, shitty situation. Usually one that looks pretty bleak or arduous.
Billy: ''Oh no! I got 3 U's in my A-Levels!''

Teacher: ''Well Billy, looks like you're going to have to ride this shit tide out''
by Masalama324 July 27, 2012
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tide challenge

Tide laundry soap trying to make a Cringey attempt at connecting with the youth. Like Hillary Clinton desperately trying to act 'hip' for younger voters.
"Man, I hate these stupid tide challenge ads on YouTube."

"Damned right."
by HUFhammered November 20, 2016
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Tide Pod

The forbidden Fruit with the gush of a gusher and the toxicity of cyanide.
Dem old teeny-boppers are chewin on dem Tide Pods again.
by SaberxGilgamesh6978 January 23, 2018
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Tide pods

It's the most delicious fruit ever. Dey be making you trip balls bitch.
Drunken fuck: Yo you got any tide pods?
Salty: Do love catnip?
Drunken fuck: Ye
Salty: Exactly
by SaltyPawlty February 17, 2018
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Tide Pod

A very strong drug that once you consume will give you chemical burns and in some cases it results in death.
You can also put it in the washer and it'll clean your clothes.
by DesiredExoticNeighbor July 22, 2018
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Tide pods

The act of emptying a tide pod and refilling it with male semen. And then proceeding to shove it up a females ass
by Hitlersforeskin22 December 07, 2019
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Spiral Tide

The periodic gravity that pulls a person back into habits, situations, or relationships they are continually trying to escape. The force of repeating past mistakes, a pattern of continual failure and redemption.
Jim just got out of rehab, but he's hanging out with the same friends, he's stuck in a spiral tide.
by THE jim rankin March 17, 2018
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