AP Statistics

A laughably easy class, most who take it are those too afraid to take calc so yeah, 90% of the class are math-impaired idiots. The purpose of stats is to be a joke class like apes. The tests are taken directly from the internet so enter in a few key words the night before and you already have the answer key. A very large majority of the class cheats on the tests which may be the reason for the incredibly high averages aside from its "difficulty". And plus, there's no homework. The only drawback is that the class does almost no preparation for the AP exam in May so unless you actually treat the class like a real one (which is totally unnecessary for the class itself) you're basically screwed.

Typical AP Statistics conversations:
Student A: OMG that test was so hard! How did you get a perfect score on it?
Student B: It's online...I typed in "chi-squared regression test" on google last night and I found the answer key..."
Student A: sh*t

Student C: I'm wondering if I should take stats instead of calc. How was the class? How did you do on it?
Student D: I got A's both semesters but I got a 2 on the exam...

by Asian Abomination December 30, 2012

statistical analysis

it means penis a males genital.

my statistical analysis is so big it wont fit.

by gorbin March 26, 2007

Statist

The belief that all people from a certain state are the same.

Chad "All the people in California smoke weed."
Mandy "Chad, you're such a statist."

Tommy "Everyone in the state of Texas rides horses."

Amber "Tommy, don't be a statist."
state racism prejudice stereotype judgemental country

by abish93 March 28, 2015

Statist

A term created by Ayn Rand. ( one of the only things she did unbiasedly and honestly.) A person who worships or shows unnatural devotion to the state, be it a country or city or literally a state (indirectly or directly it does not matter, consciously or subconsciously both are possible.) An example would be someone who speaks as though the law defines right and wrong, simply "because". To elaborate- believing the law defines right or wrong because it was made by the state is an example. For whatever reason, there are many people like this guilty of these tendencies. Consciously and subconsciously people can act and be statist or show beliefs in statism. Another example could be someone who would follow a order from a state official (meaning government official -and/or someone who works for the state) blindly just "because". For whatever reason, if it's a blind reason like because the state is right or the state is like God "you must obey". If you were to say, do something a cop commanded in fear for your life, that is not statist, but if u were to blindly listen and follow, that is statist.

Guy 1: stealing is always wrong! The law says so!
Guy 2: you sound like a statist. Your devotion is the same as those that would run into a building with bombs on them because they believed some government or religious power or entity told them to.

by WordsofTruth217 December 29, 2014

statesticles

a disease where a person has very large testicles

Shane has statesticles so it hurts when he sits down.

by Merlin Church July 9, 2007

Statistically 9 out of 10 people

Enjoy Gang Rape

Statistically 9 out of 10 people lie

by PhoenixGamer34 March 28, 2022

statist

A term used by pseudo-Libertarians that get all their information from blogs or Reddit posts.

It means someone who supports any sort of state government in any situation.

When I suggested we should have both the post office and Fed-Ex, he called me a statist.

by Downvoting Victim June 20, 2022