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Spumf

I got spumf in my eye
by Hoji12 December 4, 2015
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spuff

Onamatapoeic; the unexpected emission of gas from a freshly talcum-powdered plump baby's bottom
'Spuff!' went the baby.
by Shneaky September 18, 2005
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spuff

the highest level of awesome; nothing is more awesome than something that is 'spuff'
The beach on a hot summer day is spuff.
by Siram41 July 10, 2010
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spul-lunk

(verb) To burp when smoking weed or cigarettes.
(noun) A burp when a cigarette or weed is being smoked.
"I was smoking a joint and I let out a huge spul-lunk and got ash all over me."
by Peter Robin July 4, 2009
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soulfish

A terrifying creature which can travel at moch 24 twice the speed of goatfish ... behavior is similar the goatfish yet soulfish will not follow you they wil only kill you on site ... the only way to protect yourself from an attack is to draw a circle in the sand with diamonds surrounded with beatles lyrics (lucy in the sky with diamonds works best) and to stan directly pinpoint in the middle.

HOW THEY ATTACK

As i said before they will not follow you as so will a goatfish would ... but an attack will concist of being bit (most likely) in the neck with its very large fangs ... and if that does not kill you the soulfish will release a deadly supertoxin into your blood stream (with no cure of course) and once you are dead it will eat your soul.

HOW TO DEFEND YOURSELF

The best way to defend yourself is to make the circle previously mentioned ... but to lower chances of an attack (incase of lack of diamonds) simply wear hippie clothes i.e tiedie, peace signs, bellbottoms, long hair, etc but it does not always work but will lower the chances of attack because soulfish are terrified of hippie rock due to the fact that they are fans of soul music (R&B, blues) ... also the only way to kill it is to summon the spirit of john lennon who will then play the greatest hippie rock song known to man (and soulfish kind) ... to do this you will need to make a peace sign concisting of every beatles album in chronological order
I saw a soulfish but i summoned john lennon and killed it.
by Caulinrocker February 9, 2010
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Spudflaps

Technical term for a mouldy vagina. Most common in women who don't get much action, resulting in tubors growing out of their flaps. The vagina resembles a 'spud' also if the flaps have not been washed in a while. Most common in single, overweight women who resemble Eamon Holmes or Adrian Chiles.
'Oh what a remarkable pair of spudflaps!'

'Get the hose out Jim, a bit mucky down there..'

'Howl on, get the spud masher out too..this is gonna be a quare job!'
by Blondieflaps May 2, 2010
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Spluff

When you want to quit smoking, you have a nicotine patch, but you ask for a puff. Invented by the artist Claudia Mate.
Hey, can I have a spluff?
by Mafiosa July 1, 2018
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