spilf

a joint, blunt filled wiht marjuana and tobbaco. May be confused with a regular marijuana filled blunt or joint, the truth is it has tobbaco mixed with it.

"bro we dont have anough weed for a full joint..."Well lets roll a spliff"

by IrIe October 22, 2003

spilf

standard person i'd like to fuck

Dude Jarret toomey is KING SPILF!!!!!!

by yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee March 08, 2011

spilf

Acronym for Stupid Person I Like (to) Fuck.

Britney Spears is so dumb. But so fucking hot! What a spilf! *drools, and boner comes*

by jessica simpson is a spilf October 05, 2009

The Spilf

A great V-Tuber/futa/cult leader/bottom

Person1: Have you seen The Spilf on YouTube?
Person2: You mean the futa?

by safydude May 12, 2022

SPILF

Single Person I'd Like to Fuck

At 45 years old, I should be a MILF, yet I'm still a SPILF to men!

by talk2me-JCH2 October 07, 2022

SPILF

SPastic I'd Like to Fuck.

Generic term for an attractive disabled person, coined whilst on an unsuccessful MILF hunt in Scotland.

"There's bugger all worth doing round here..."
(Spots disabled lady crossing road)
"Unless you wanna go for that SPILF!"

by Stickystuff March 09, 2009

SPILF

SPILF, similar to PILF (Parent I'd Like to F**k), MILF (Mom I'd Like to F**k), and DILF (Dad I'd Like to F**k), SPILF stands for Step-Parent I'd Like to F**k.
Considering a term like SPILF to exist, you could potentially add in SMILF and SDILF for more options, but generally speaking, SPILF makes everything just a little less complicated.

"Brooo, that SPILF over there is a total hottie! They're like one of those greek statues, so godly!~"
"Broski, you're a total simp but I love you anyway."

by wefwidgewatow July 13, 2021