reverse splinter

When you stick your dick inside of a tree

Man! Taylor just performed another reverse splinter. What a badass

by #1god October 18, 2017

Teriyaki Splinter

Taking a stick or pencil with sharp metal edges, covering with alcohol or teriyaki sauce, giving a stinging sensation.

Damn, when he gave me a teriyaki splinter, I wanted to die.

by Fildodaggins January 30, 2018

Wall Sphincters

The way robots call holes in the wall, when they're frightened.

They're coming out of the wall sphincters!

Oh and I apologize for saying "wall sphincters" I say that a lot when I'm frightened.

-CL4P-TP

by Gibbonwoman March 4, 2022

School of spitters

A group of gays, presumably bottoms or thottoms.

Laura, do you think those guys there are gay?
They’re definitely a school of spitters.

Check out the school of spitters passing by.

by Trafy July 11, 2018

head splinter

I don't know what a head splinter is, other than the obvious, but UD should never have approved the previous definition. Everyone knows that a song stuck in one's head is called an ear worm.

Dude 1: Man, I got a head splinter!

Dude 2: Do you want me to get my tweezers?

Dude 1: No, it's a song.

Dude 2: Don't be an idiot, that's called an ear worm!

by Lusty Lioness January 2, 2010

Jerry Springer

A funny reality talk show that usually has rednecks or niggers beating the crap out of each other.

Jerry Springer kicks ass.

by Bobby De Niro August 21, 2006

Splinter Cell

The best stealth series of all time tied with Thief. Chaos Theory is the best. It is also the cure for cancer and aids.

Bob: "Hey you should play Splinter Cell Chaos Theory!"
Tim: "Hell no I want to play CoD: Same Shit Every Year!"

by You in the futute. May 21, 2014