Simba Spaff

When you pull out and spaff in your hand, and proceed to spread it across their forehead whilst quietly muttering 'simbaaaa...'

Ye know, I was with this fuckin' girl called Jerry last night ye, and I Simba Spaffed on her fod didn't I!

by tassomai champion of the week February 1, 2019

spoofed

when you rub your genitalia with your hands, then touch sombodies face. (preferably in the mouth region.)

Bro, i spoofed Tim sooo bad today.. he straight Shat!

by omg_123 March 8, 2007

Spaff Directory

A rather amusing term for the Urban Dictionary!

"you know what is the best website in the world? the Spaff Directory!"

"What does Spaff mean? check the Spaff Directory!"

by Just Me, yup. October 7, 2006

spafa

a term used in australia to describe people who are junky white aussie trash, mainly refering to those who are of english/ango-saxon ethnicity, or of mixed aboriginal & white makeup

see also:
spafer
spaffer
spaffa
spapher
spapha
spaf
spaff
spaph

look at that spafa, what a parosite!

by night prawler May 22, 2005

spoofer

Simmilar to a hacker, but the things a spoofer does are completeley legal and don't harm anything in any way. Usually appear in online game lobbies on systems that run on seperate software, like battle.net

"That guy's name is in colors! He must be a spoofer!" - spoken on battle.net

by Kennon June 12, 2005

splaff

the noun or verb relating to (male or female) ejaculate

ewan's sheets are like fucking jacob's crackers with the amount of splaff on them!

by khronk June 26, 2003

spaff catchers

tits, boobies, chesticles. devices worn on the front of a lady to catch manspaff.

I spaffed all over your spaff catchers

by bloke no.1 June 15, 2008