splooshy

The feeling you get when you have to sneeze, but can't.

Even though I sneezed on my girlfriend's food, I was thankful that the splooshy feeling went away.

by Abe Burson September 22, 2003

Sploosh

Utensil used to poke bud down ends of blunts and/or joints

You mean a sploosh?

by JarJar HasSh March 30, 2011

rectum splasher

the act of crappin water out ur asshole after eatin 20 lbs of asparagus and a steady diet of ms wenz fat hairy jew beaver

wow alex macgregor is a rectum splasher , he ate out ms wenz 5 times today and look at the puddle in his pants

by ass wetter August 10, 2003

sploosh

SOOOOO SPLOOOSH is the new word to use these days. Crazy kids these days right? WRONG.
Sploosh means like cool..like the splooshed water on my face. it's cool.
like cold water. so instead of saying cool you can say sploosh! come on it sounds better too.

Splooshed can also mean intoxicated. Like a hippie sort of intoxication. you know lets go get beer and be splooshed. it'll be a party. it's cool.

Amanda 'the hippie'was being real sploosh today.
Shamika 'the splooshest' is always sploosh because she's sploosh.

by SHAMI! August 5, 2004

Sploosh

a man jizzing uncontrolably to a girl.

The man splooshed all over the girls face

by Fzzie bear September 28, 2009

slooser

A combination of slacker and looser. Basically someone who doesn't do anything, is lazy, and probably won't get anywhere in life.

Mike: Hey, was Eric in English today?

Josh: Naw, he ditched again.

Mike: What a slooser.

by ~Wendy~ July 24, 2008

Sloothered

An extremely drunken state of being.. usually far beyond the control of balance, social skills, and in some cases.. bodily functions. Often, the sloothered individual is the butt of many jokes the following day, and must be reminded of his or her actions due to the alcohol induced loss of memory. See also.. hammered, toasted, blasted, plastered

Damn bro... you must have been pretty sloothered last night. Do you even remember getting thrown out of the club for peeing in the potted plant?!

by Capn' Kingfish and crew. May 23, 2006