plank spanking

Masturbating while planking.

A cop caught me plank spanking at the Lincoln Memorial and now I have to register as a sex offender. That is what I get for living in a country founded by prudes.

by Dont_touch_that_button April 18, 2014

Presidential Spanking

When you accidentally leave change on your couch while masturbating, and it leaves the imprints of presidents faces on your ass cheeks.

"Man i've got to check where i sit from now on, i got such a presidential spanking last night!"

by Dixon Hans December 13, 2015

Spelunking

Having sexual intercourse with a girl who has a very wide and stretched out vagina. The vagina is very cave-like due to its constant past use. If you are considered to be spelunking, then the girl is a whore, and you will most likely contract a sexually transmitted disease.

We know they were spelunking with her as they all contracted the same std strain.

by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... March 17, 2020

Future Slowking

A person on your team who fucks up the whole game by getting hit by a car or any hittable, thus making the three people have to carry him. e.g Left 4 Dead 1 / Left 4 Dead 2. -Skilled <3's Scanty

Why didn't you dodge that car? You're such a future slowking (slowking)

by Skilled April 18, 2011

SGS (Spanking Groin Station)

Walking in on someone while they are pleasuring themselves in the workplace.

I went into Larry's office late last night and he was pulling off a SGS (Spanking Groin Station).

by Thomas Jorgensen May 4, 2007

spanking

A stop by a police unit, usually a state trooper, for a traffic violation

He got a spanking for driving 20 mph over the speed limit.

She got a spanking for running a red light.

by Bed time September 15, 2010

Slinking

The act of ejaculating into your own hand and throwing it at another person for sexual gratification.

Janice loves Steve slinking on her tits.

Dave slinked all over his girlfriends face

by Squirrel Lord 83 August 28, 2013