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smoothie

A non-dirty sounding way to refer to oral sex, regarding both males and females, also known as cunnilingus or fellatio.
"I didn't get laid, but she sure gave me one hell of a smoothie"

"He has no clue how to give a decent smoothie."

"Sure, I got some light smooth, but it was not to completion."
by The Situation April 22, 2009
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Lithuanian Smoothie

An excessive amount of thick white cum. Usually of the human kind.
I gave my teacher a Lithuanian smoothie for the end of year special.
by that dude09lol May 25, 2019
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Nut Smoothie

You first jizz in someones mouth then tea bag them and have them swirl around your testicles with their tongue while the jizz is still in their mouth.
I give such good Nut Smoothies that my friends are always coming up to me like 'Bro, I love yo Nut Smoothies they taste so good. Let me get one right now'.
by Jack & Alex November 6, 2010
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Smoothito

1. n. A blended burrito to simplify and liquify an otherwise solid and hard-to-eat food.
2. adj. Amazing, boochabla, jaw-dropping.
Damn, girl, this smoothito is simple and delicious.
by Boochabla December 16, 2008
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Smoothie poser

a smoothie poser is someone who is plainly out in the open seen as a poser and doesnt even know. a smoothie poser is someone who sucks really hard at trying to be something theyre are not and gets mad when you point it out to them
real skater: dude you are a smoothie poser and you suck

smoothie poser: shut up you're such a hypocrite
by the barbie massacre May 19, 2010
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Smoothie Slap

A smoothie slap is when a person randomly or purposfully walks up to someone holding a smoothie and Slaps it right out of their hand, then says:

"When the FUCK did we get ice cream!?"

Double points if your smoothie drechnes a hot girl with a t-shirt on.
So I walked up to this self rightious preppy kid on a colledge campus and Smoothie slapped him right in front of his hot tennis playing girl friend!
by Mad frenchman in London July 27, 2010
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noob smoothie

noun. a smoothie consumed by noobs comprised of Coca-Cola, chlorine tablets, garlic and mustard. Costal noobs substitute mustard with tartar sauce. Noob smoothies are typically consumed at breakfast or post-workout.
The noobs went to a malt shop and ordered some noob smoothies.
by cbanowsky October 1, 2012
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