Throw a short person day

On November 9th, you can throw a short person.

Hey, it’s throw a short person day! C‘Mere!

by Uhhhh_idk- November 9, 2023

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Short People Day

Every September 22nd short people get their time to shine!
Anyone under the height of 4'11 get to celebrate and punch their tall friends without repercussions

Billy: Haha youre so short
Bobby: You cant say that to me! Its short people day!

by Qualex6 September 22, 2022

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throw short people day

throw short people day is march 7

on throw short people day you should throw your short friend's

by SomeGuyWithWordKnowledge March 1, 2023

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Bermuda Shorts Day

A UofC tradition dating back to the 1960’s. On the last day of winter sem classes, students party all day and night while wearing bermuda shorts, cheesy floral shirts, sunglasses, bucket hats etc.

Yo let’s wake and bake for BSD!

“Saw some people shotgunning outside science theatre’s…what’s up with that?” “Dude it’s Bermuda shorts day, what do you expect?”

by Greeenbean April 11, 2023

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National throw short people day

On october 21st you are allowed to throw anyone 5'8" and under without consequence

Wow its national throw short people day. Im coming after you wren

by IsBadAtMath October 13, 2025

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National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

June 15th is the day to beat up short people!
Gregory: Jayson, you know the rules. Come here.
Jayson: WHAT?!
Gregory: *Beats him up*
Jayson: NOOOOOOO! *screams in short people*

Happy National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

by CallmeVoid June 16, 2025

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