Shmarmalite

A snake in the jungle on Naked And Afraid

They said their might be some hear, them shmarmalites.

by Tori-no January 14, 2015

schmorgle

To massively cuddle or tackle an animal. To hug the hate or sadness out of them.

I have been away from home for a week, I'm going to schmorgle my cat so hard.

by What are you doing in Canada? May 23, 2017

Shcorn

the corn in shit

His teeth were so badly maintained they resembled shcorn.

by kraits September 24, 2018

shlormp

Sucking something so good it can be heard from across the (large distance).

Amy was really shlormping that ice cream bar.

by Badfoxdragon February 21, 2019

Shmaremelised

Soaking up the sun to the point of caremelisation and feeling a sense of gooey sweet bliss and stupor.

Tyson enjoyed lying in the sun so long that be became shmaremelised

by Nem Cac June 2, 2019

Schmoreos

noun: A cheaper and low-quality grade variant of the popular Oreos brand. Schmoreos combines soggy chocolate cookies with soured creme filling in a familiar cookie sandwich presentation. Schmoreos are an affordable, inferior brand akin to a store's "white-label brand".

Yo, Cornelius whas'up with these rank-ass Oreos!??! Why is this creme filling 'yellow'? Are these expired or are these Schmoreos!??! I ain't eatin' these! Tell your cheap-ass mom to get some real Oreos next time.

by beancrock July 16, 2019

shlorts

When you shit in your basket ball shorts during practice and get a raw anus because you did not want to leave practice and let people know you got shlorts

Oh shi- that nigga got shlorts

by wyatt culbertson October 4, 2020