Schmoreos

noun: A cheaper and low-quality grade variant of the popular Oreos brand. Schmoreos combines soggy chocolate cookies with soured creme filling in a familiar cookie sandwich presentation. Schmoreos are an affordable, inferior brand akin to a store's "white-label brand".

Yo, Cornelius whas'up with these rank-ass Oreos!??! Why is this creme filling 'yellow'? Are these expired or are these Schmoreos!??! I ain't eatin' these! Tell your cheap-ass mom to get some real Oreos next time.

Schmoreos by beancrock July 16, 2019

schmormels 

A reaction used when you are hassled.

Can also be used as "schmormie" or "schmorms" or "schmormed"

"Schmorms! I can't find my keys!"

"Man! That fu*ker is such a schmormels!"

"That test got me all schmormed up"

schmormels by lectop February 28, 2004

schmorgisborg 

A large quantity of something, with diverse variation, served or otherwise open to people. Typically refers to a platter of food at a social gathering. The word is derived from Nordic languages, it's exact source unknown, and is used by Americans of Northern European descent, such as those in the American Midwest.

-"Did you see this, Phil? The Lutheran picnic even has lutefisk!"
-"It's a whole schmorgisborg, Marylis! Let's go home and make whoopie, eh?"

schmorgisborg by Stroganoff August 6, 2008

schmoosarse 

A mythical beast that enjoys tea and reading. The schmoosarse is a very smart being that can bake well. Approach the schmoosarse with caution , it does not like hugs but with multiple people it can be overpowered quickly.

Man, schmoosarse bakes some pretty tasty cakes

schmoosarse by ejg62 August 14, 2011

The Schmorgusboard Argument 

When a woman, over time keeps inside a large amount of small things/events that her partner does that make her angry. One day ultimately climaxed by one single thing/event where the woman unloads all her anger and everything she has saved up, upon her partner thus throwing a schmorgusboard of arguments at them.
*NOTE: This argument is undefendable. When recognized, is usually supressed by the phrase, Yes dear!

Your wife/girlfriend hates the way you drive to far to on side of the road and hate how you leave the toilet seat up and how you will not wash silverware. she holds those pet peeves in until on day you go out with your friends and saty out an hour past the time you said you would be home. when you walk in the door, she unleash a vortex of anger, in the form of The Schmorgusboard Argument by which she gets mad at you for not only staying out bt also they everything else that has been making angry.

The Schmorgusboard Argument by Lyncoln March 21, 2009

schmoosh 

to smash, crush or compress

a car accident you schmooshed your car

schmoosh by al spector May 28, 2007

Schmore 

The best kind of friend anyone could ever ask for. A schmore has put up with your nonsense time and time again and still loves you unconditionally. They are by far the sweetest, most caring person that you know and you would do anything for them in return. They are your other half and it's as if you two share a soul, making them your "soulmate". You two often deal with hard times but ultimately are even more connected from this.

"I would like you to meet my schmore.#

"Do you know Graeme? He's my schmore."

Schmore by Samofgod November 17, 2016