take me up the shard

Meaning: To be treated to a day up in t'smoke, in particular a visit to The Shard

'Take me up The Shard............My boss promised that if we made a profit he would 'Take us up the Shard'

by Cheffy14 February 7, 2018

go commit snort glass shards

A form of suicide that is very painful

hi i would like to go commit SNORT GLASS SHARDS

by Gamerboss3355 December 3, 2019

Shard varking

A newly addicted Methamphetamine addict, who is constantly searching for shards on the ground, and will put literally anything he finds in his meth pipe and tries smoking it. He can even have a qtr oz. in his pocket, and his search still continues..

NEIGHBOR #1; "Holy canoli, Karen! Do you see that mfer across the way?!!"

NEIGHBOR #2; "Oh, yeah, Worry not Karen- That's just ol' barefoot Bob shard varking, minding his own business!"

by Thiccthighsavelives08 March 2, 2024

Sharding

The act of dropping shards of dope on accident

Quit sharding all over my couch I don’t want my dog to lick it up and get high

by Hazmatt10to2 November 30, 2020

Shard mites

The bugs under your skin from a constant use of methamphetamine or shards in slang this month furniture store it runs off of Wi-Fi or you can you can run it without a memory card you smoking Ben activated motion activated no

Your arms and face are eating up by Shard mites from picking at them

by Hater proof November 6, 2020

shard

a sweaty loser 13 year old who loves ghosting people and acting tough. he also critizes random ass people as soon as they make an decision. He also apparantly thinks he is fearless because he loves absolutely cutting connections with everyone and dissapearing off the face of this planet. he is also indian and loves chicken biryani and curry. he is also very short standing at -2'4. He also is not jacked even though his ego is through the earth and thinks he is the rock.

yo easton could you call shard for me he aint answering?

he aint answering either

damn ok nigga think he batman💀🤘

by jwarmy_vr July 21, 2023

Shard

A Shard is a fart and a poop combined making explosive poop.

I sharded in my pants.

by Wippedsaltycreamonmyparentsbed December 4, 2022