Similar to Feltching, except performed with the gerbil's more nefarious cousin the squirrel. Often the tail is left protruding the rectal cavity, allowing for easy extraction of the fecal laden rodent (Not to mention a very fashionable furry tail while enjoying the tiny beast's frantic claustrophobia)
Sam enjoys squelching, so much so that he's taken up breeding squirrels in his basement. Poor squirrels never see it coming till its too late...
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Get the screechin mug.When you find the fattest chick in the bar, and take her home to dick her down. As you proceed to take off her parachute panties, you shove a apple in her mouth. And then proceed to slap her belly, over and over again. As you do this she will start to squelch. At which point you start screaming “ hear little piggy” as she tries to pull away.
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Armadillo's don't scretch because of their awesome armor plates.
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