slotted spoon

A person who is a unlikable and kind of an asshole.

Steve is a slotted spoon.

by artistotle May 5, 2017

Scottey

A bald, green goblin-like creature; typically found near lumbridge but can also be found elsewhere.

person 1: Hey did you see that scottey?
person 2: yeah it looked like the green goblin from spiderman!

by God Chris August 30, 2017

spotted orca

One who’s gets overly salty about stupid shit

That kid acts like a spotted orca

by Ajhall October 10, 2017

Spotted Egg

When you have explosive diarrhea and it ricochets around the bowl and hits your nuts

I ate a lot of bacon and when I emptied my bowels I ended up with a spotted egg

by Robert Worden May 5, 2018

scottdipietro

HAS AIR PODS AND LOVES BANANA's

YOUR SUCH A SCOTTDIPIETRO

by LossThePLot April 10, 2019

Scottsdale Seltzer

When you crush up Oxycodone and sprinkle the bits into a high quality grape juice.

My doctor likes to give me a refreshing Scottsdale Seltzer before giving blood in order to calm my nerves.

by Aniraf March 25, 2021

SPOTTED APE

IE MISSING LINK

the missing connection between all other spotted animals and ape human ancestry

Man, if I could have seen some spotted apes nigga, and then some spotted peoples, I wouldn't have thought that civilization was only five hundred years old and that human beings were engineered by a foreign civilization

by CoaltownBrown December 18, 2021