SOB

SOB means to Stand On Business

example 1: always do what u say ur gonna do. if you said your never gonna text him/her back…. your never gonna text him/her back

example 2:
friend 1: girl i know he did me dirty but like i miss him so much
friend 2: helllll no , you gotta sob. WE GOTTA SOB

by your welcome ;) December 22, 2023

SOB

standin on bidness.

we ain trippin ovr nobody, we SOB.

by beniciogetsmewetterr December 17, 2023

productive sobbing

Having the ability to take your feelings, channel them through creativity and turn them into art.

I did some productive sobbing yesterday and came up with a new song.

by Josyds December 3, 2018

sob

standin on business the business not standin on you

he sob

by anonymous March 1, 2024

Sobbing Slapjack

When you TiVo the Humane Society commercial featuring Sarah McLaughlin and play it on loop while cranking it.

"For pennies a day, you could end this shame spiral of sobbing slapjacks AND animal euthanization. PENNIES. A. DAY."

by AardvarkParade July 12, 2012

sob constipation

You had to get a good cry out, but it wasn't the time or place. Now, that cry is still there, but because of holding it you're not able to get it out anymore.

Brad: For god's sake Janet.. get a grip on yourself!
Janet: Oh, Brad, it's lucky that some people here don't have such a bad case of sob constipation. Keep that up and you'll need an emotional enema!

by bearpaw7 January 18, 2015

Sob cake

(Noun) a separate cake on your birthday made with the sole purpose of sobbing over and eating (usually with ones hands) as you think about how you’re another year older and still single.

“What flavor would you like your sob cake this year Laura?”

“We’re going out to dinner for my birthday then back home for the sob cake”

Person 1: “happy birthday! Why does it look like you were crying? “
Birthday girl: “i just did my sob cake”
Person 1: “oh nice!”

by Lauraflood5 November 13, 2017