rear pocket

n. butthole, asscrack, anus, chocolate starfish, you get the picture...

My rear pocket is so fit and so damn cosey.

by phobioid October 21, 2010

Rear-Dee-Dear

A popular expression from 1970 upstate New York. It means, "You're lying," or "I doubt what you're saying is true."

Eli: I'm taking Megan Fox to the movies tonight.

Joe: Rear-Dee-Dear!!!!

by Ehrenpreis November 1, 2010

rear de dear

You've gotta be joking!

A term from the 1960's-1970's.

Eli: I'm dating the prettiest cheerleader in the school!

Joe: Rear de dear!

by Ehrenpreis January 16, 2011

rearection

When you get a boner and it just keeps coming back. The only way to get rid of it is to masturbate

Dude in 3rd period i got such a bad rearection

erection boner

by notnichojones September 15, 2011

rearside zipper

Derogatory term for a homosexual person, the metaphor being of course about anal sex, hence the position of the zipper (in the rear). Can be used either to talk about the person itself (see first example) or to point out a characteristic of said person (see second example)

First example :

Steve : Dude, check out the rearside zipper at the bar ! Gotta tell Andy, he needs to get some ass fast, the pillow partition is barely keeping him at bay these days...
Dave : Word, man, word.

Second example :

Kyle : Oh bro, I just spotted a major queer man !
Brian : Where ? Jesus ! The dude does have a major rearside zipper indeed !
Kyle : You know it !
(Homophobic and highly unethical high-five)

by Klisstoriss April 16, 2012

Rear Package Slam

Striking or kicking a man in the testicles from behind.

That guy was such a jerk, so I snuck up behind him and delivered a Rear Package Slam

by NicktheDick July 4, 2012

Rear Beard

Hair on the asshole that appears similar to that on the face.

"I've got a rear beard going on"
"My rear beard catches the little bits of shit"

by Dayturnal92 October 14, 2014