Payday Poor

A person who has a fat monthly paycheck but spends it all in the first 2 weeks and lives poor until the next payday.

- "I'm poor"
- "No you're not! You're like, rich...you get paid a lot!"
- "Yeah, but now I'm poor, because I spent it all. I'll be rich again by end of month"
- "Ah, so you're Payday Poor"

by poorpotato December 23, 2018

podophilia

A person who is sexually obsessed with feet in some kind of way foot fetish

Man, that girl's feet are so hot I could just have sex with them alone!

by ronnie May 13, 2005

Poor Mouth

A Poor Mouth never seems to have any money, yet they have a better house, a better car, eat better food, go on nicer vacations and generally have more fun than you do.

Nan: I just don't have any money.

Dave: Stop crying poor mouth, you lie!

by ***Dr Dave September 22, 2009

Poor Mans Valium

Is to masterbate in the helps of relaxing

I was soo stressed last night i took some poor mans valium to sleep

by Kriix June 4, 2009

Poor Man's Custard

A term for white sauce, used in cookery. Also slang for sperm, due to its appearance and consistancy.

He drizzled the poor man's custard on to her chops.

by chris wheelie April 21, 2005

poor smuck

a poor smuck is the guy who is basically a loser who is caught in a web of circumstances that seem to be beyond his power to change his life. Actually if he had the determination to stand up and pull himself out of his situation he would probably be a weak normal person. However he feels so beaten down he is afraid to stand up and make his choices.

A guy living with a dominering wife, kids and mother-in-law and stuck in a low paying job with a doctor's degree is a poor smuck.

by Marvey May 31, 2006

poor man's pancake

White buttered toast with maple syrup.

Jamie started off the day with a poor man's pancake and a cup of coffee.

by Yammerton February 6, 2010