PILF

Potato I'd Like to Fuck

Similar to MILF

OMG, Dylan is such a PILF, I wanna bake him and stuff him with cheese and bacon.

by PotatoBoy November 16, 2013

Pilf

Instead of MILF, PILF is Public I Like To Fuck... Basically saying you would like to fuck in public.

"hey girl, you want to PILF?"

by BigBoiBumbo December 1, 2019

Pilf

Philipino I'd like to fuck.

kevin is a pilf.

by meftical November 23, 2009

Pilf, Pilfing, Pilfed

verb, To steal something in a feendish way purposly to laugh at his/her misfortune.

I stole Johns pants while he was swimming, hes gonna have to walk around for the rest of the day without any on gutted

by Sean March 28, 2004

pilf

pensioner id like to fuck pretty sick i know

my mates a pilf he goes round shagging grannies

by me1212 July 6, 2005

PILF

PILF stands for Pizza I'd Like To Fuck.

You may use it if you keep using the expression "MILF"

- I'm hungry I want to eat a PILF
- What's a PILF ?
- A Pizza I'd Like To Fuck!
- LMAO !

by victoriahhhh November 17, 2010

Pilf

verb, to steal something in a feendish way simply to laugh at his/her misfortune.

I robbed his trousers while he was swimming, hes going to have to walk around all day without any on, HAHAHA.

by Sean March 28, 2004