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pastry game

A group of males sitting in a circular formation around a pastry of their choice. The group of males start touching themselves until ejaculation. The last male to ejaculate must consume the pastry
"Jeff lost the pastry game and now he has herpes."
by Jack Hofferman April 3, 2015
mugGet the pastry gamemug.

Pastry

Donna dalle grandi qualità, ammirata per la sua dolcezza
Aristotele:"Lo scopo del lavoro è quello di guadagnarsi il tempo libero per venerare la Pastry"
by ilsorrisodellaPastry May 21, 2021
mugGet the Pastrymug.

pastry weight

The weight gain through the consumption of copious amounts of Hungarian pasty. Typically occurs during the holiday season.
I gained 20 pounds of pastry weight last Christmas
by Grimshackle December 24, 2016
mugGet the pastry weightmug.

Pastry

A person who cuts and pastes directly from AI into social media, research, reports, emails, texts, or DMs, claiming it was their own without critically reviewing the material, fact-checking, or verifying.
My friend is such a pastry, she always uses Ai for her stories.
by Love.Art May 29, 2025
mugGet the Pastrymug.

Pastry Box

After clogging a toilet with shit and toilet paper, you shut the lid and leave without plunging it.
Chad didn't have a plunger in his bathroom, so I left him a pastry box.
by Cumtown April 9, 2024
mugGet the Pastry Boxmug.

Pastry princess

An effeminate male rapper who loves his mom and still lives at home.
This pastry princess Nae has no rizz, he just ordered a giant chicken nugget.
by Jal42069 January 14, 2023
mugGet the Pastry princessmug.

poon pastry

A term that is generally used to boast to friends about a sexual experience. Referring to filling a girl's vagina full of cum after ejaculation. There is so much cum it drips out and makes a mess on the floor/bed or other surface of sex.
Dude, I was with this chick last night and I gave her the best poon pastry, she couldn't handle it.
by bootybasher January 7, 2011
mugGet the poon pastrymug.

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