Napoleon Bonaparte

A French emperor who was a great military commander. He conquered most of Europe, then he was forced into exile, where he died.
He was a short, dead dude, to be blunt.

Bonaparte was never blown apart.

by Dark Chaos August 19, 2004

angry napoleon syndrome

Little short men with attitudes. Usually they are looking for a fight.

Run for the hills! Jeff has Angry Napolean Syndrome!

by jaeger May 3, 2005

Nasoff sip

Nasoff Sip is when you beg someone for a sip of their drink and once you get it, you end up drinking almost the entire drink

A: Dude let me have a sip of that Mountain Dew please. Just a little.

B: Fine. No Nasoff Sipping

A: -Chugs bottle-

B: Damnit I told You Not to Nasoff Sip. You Duesh Bag!

by clubkidxYz July 7, 2008

Napoli's Used Condom

The worst of worst disses, this means that your super gay and like to have "gay butt sex" with other men and there has never been a successful comeback to this statement, and you also like wiener in your butt hole.

No one likes you, your just a napoli's used condom.

by longrodvanghugeendong October 27, 2010

nason

A word defining frutration or excitement.

You are teh rep nason.

by Jimmy Le October 16, 2007

nasal rape

the point where your straw enters your nasal cavity unannounced to you while trying to drink your beverage of choice

person one: i was eating a sandwich yesterday and went to drink my soda and the straw missed my mouth and went into my nose

person two: dude, you just got nasal raped

by noserape April 26, 2010

Napoleon's Hat

A man vaginally penetrates one woman while orally performing upon a second woman. The two women engage in sexplay from the waist up.

"That guys loves to wear Napoleon's Hat with as many ladies as possible"

by DeadlyDave June 11, 2006