Murphy's Law of first period

If you haven't done homework for a class, you will have it first period without fail

Guy 1: Ah fuck dude, English first... of course I didn't write my essay.
Guy 2: Well yeah dude, murphy's law of first period

by dangdaddddddyyyy November 9, 2016

wild eyes murphy

a man who does not photograph well, and looks like a crazed homeless street drinker in pictures.

'look at the state of you in that photo, you look like wild eyes murphy'

'who's that man youre with in that picture?, is it from your days working in the homeless shelter?'

'no, thats my boyfriend, he's a wild eyes murphy'

by lalalaland January 10, 2009

eddie murphy

A comedian who USED to be funny.

What happened Eddie? Did Daddy Day Care kill your career?

by Alomar January 26, 2005

Murphy's Law of Speaking Up

"If you go ahead and say something, people will get mad and accuse you of being too bold/impudent/forward, expecting too much, or asking too many questions. But if you keep quiet, people will criticize you for being too wimpy to stand up for yourself."

As a child and teenager, people always griped at me for my speaking my mind, and so I finally got too timid to open my mouth. Nowadays, however, many folks --- including some of those very same criticizers from my youth --- tell me that I need to stick up for myself more and stop being such a wuss... can't win! Classic example of "Murphy's Law of Speaking Up", I guess.

by QuacksO June 12, 2019

murphythedog210

This is literally the best Tiktoker in the world and the owner of the dog is antroy and he is also famous and goes to east middle school

Antroy and Murphythedog210 are the best

by Ehhdhfhr November 20, 2019

Jack Murphy

A man that loves merkins

Jack Murphy you look like a merkin!

by Gotak December 23, 2021

Cillian Murphy

Cillian Murphy is an Irish stage and screen actor. Critics frequently praise him for his chameleon performances in a variety of roles, as well as his striking ocean blue eyes.

Peaky Blinder Star Cillian Murphy will play J. Robert Oppenheimer, the Father of the Atomic Bomb in Nolan's upcoming 2023 film OPPENHEIMER.

by pacificshell50 August 22, 2022