moist margaret

When a female wets her finger(s) with her vagina and inserts finger(s) into the ear of an unsuspecting person.

Similar to the Wet Willy.

Tyler: "OMG Wendy just gave me a moist Margaret."
Tom: "Don't you mean Wet Willy?"
Wendy: "I wet my fingers with my vagina juices and stuck it in his ear. HAHAHA"

by weenerbreth October 22, 2013

moisten the lamb

The act of using vagunal fluid to lubricate the anus in preperation for anal penetration

Sorry honey but we're out of lube. I'm going to have to moisten the lamb

by dudespace01 September 7, 2015

Moist Dolphin

When your mate comes over for a casual drink and ends up balls deep in a sexual tryst with a mutual friend, resulting in vaginal squirtation all over the linen and walls.

"Why is the air so humid in here?"
"Molly Moist Dolphin'ed"

by SMAHNZ September 5, 2016

moist cunt

1. a wet female genitalia.
2. A totally radical sexmove.

3. An inside joke that most will lose interest in.

1. Dude i got some of that moist cunt yesterday
2. Dude i totally rocked last night, i gave her the moist cunt
3. Oh you moist cunt

by BulletProofToast June 5, 2017

Moistdon

If some one is very moist or wet they are a moistdon

Adam is a Moistdon

by Swamalamb May 27, 2019

moistoe

you are the best mutual ever ilysm p

‘moistoe is so cool, have you heard of them?’
‘yeah, moistoe is amazing!’

by ppweepee October 19, 2021

Moist sump

1. The state of Cheryl's Box whenever the boys hit page up

2. What a Nissan V8 needs when Turbo Yota wants to only give it a quarter size oil pan!

Wow -look at the top trucks seat - Cheryl really gets a moist sump when it comes on boost!

by Ph_dn_pg_dn_802_ginger March 24, 2022