Russian Moped

when a woman takes the seat of a bicycle sticks the remaining bar in her ass and lets a dog lick her clitoris

After a long day at work she had a nice russian moped

by coon stomper December 17, 2008

Moosed

To feel lethargic or run down.

"I had a huge night last night and today I feel totally moosed."

by Ice Jackson September 7, 2008

Moosedogging

the act of going betting the maximum amount of chips/money in a hand of Texas Hold 'em poker when you have a bad hand, such as the infamous seven-two off suit.

"Whoa, how did you get all of your money back Gary Coleman?"

"Why, thank you for asking, MC Hammer. I got it by Moosedogging with Joshua Jackson and the Jonas Brothers. Boy, were they ever mad!"

by Chewbacca at Degrassi April 28, 2009

moped

A Molester Pedophile

Shes only 15. Reed would do her, hes a moped.

by Tom Skeeter January 14, 2008

Moosed

While fucking your girl from behind place your thumbs on the back of her head and extend your fingers making moose antlers. Do this without her knowledge.

Last night I moosed my girl. She almost caught me.

by nolaughingmatter May 2, 2010

mopedarmy

that's almost as scary as a pale goth kid in a tutu

oh wait, that isn't scary at all

by faggggg June 14, 2003

Mopped

When fighting/murdering someone, they may produce an excessive amount of blood. This will have to be cleaned heavily to remove any evidence, hence the term "mopped"

"Dude I heard Laroy and his hoodrats just mopped those spicks that were talking shit."

by Acronomicon June 9, 2015