Acronomicon's definitions
When fighting/murdering someone, they may produce an excessive amount of blood. This will have to be cleaned heavily to remove any evidence, hence the term "mopped"
by Acronomicon June 9, 2015

When you're afraid of getting sexually aroused for a short period of time after one of your close relatives passed away because you think they're watching over you from heaven.
Guy: Dude, I saw some wicked porn last night, but ever since gammy passed away, I've had sever Mourning Wood..
Dude: You mean like when you wake up?
Guy: No... Look it up on urban dictionary dumbass
Dude: You mean like when you wake up?
Guy: No... Look it up on urban dictionary dumbass
by Acronomicon March 18, 2014
