marioli

an american girl of mediterranean descent who's drop dead gorgeous but too smart to chat up by conventional means.

that marioli's wicked but easy breezy she ain't.

by smokeydokey September 18, 2008

Mario Tube

a rolled blunt (using a wrap not tobacco) that is perfectly cylindrical so it looks like a warp pipe in a mario bros game.

Person A: Dude, I like really need to warp
Person B: I'll go get a white owl, roll a Mario Tube, and we'll go all the way to level 8!

by Zeak Harbors September 15, 2007

Mario Mejia

That Sophisticated grown man Swagga!

A modern day Rico Suave!

Damn homie how you pulling all them chicks!

Man I got that Mario Mejia going on!

by Moniquenuss February 7, 2009

mansion ave. school

a prison were people learn

mansion ave. school sucks

by trumpet101 December 15, 2014

Mansion Wipes

A roll of full-priced, premium-brand paper towels used to wipe down surfaces in your mansion of messes created by lavish cooking, partying, or other deliberately reckless and pretentious behavior. Can also be conspicuously consumed in other ways- as long as they are used with complete disregard to their cost.

Hey! Pass me the roll of mansion wipes (instead of a dish towel or other economically responsible means of drying something) so I can wipe all of this Don Julio, Champagne, shrimp cocktail, and steak residue off the marble counter tops! Who cares how many we use, there are always more!!!

by Danny Trupin April 12, 2017

Mario Nakazawa

The name of a notorious Japanese motherfucker who tortured hundreds of allied prisoners and civilian hostages during WWII. Sentenced to death in Tokyo trials.

Person A: Mario Nakazawa!
His grandpa who served in WWII: SHOOT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by TaxasRangers2020 November 1, 2019

Maio

Quite cheeky, naughty, cheerful, ah really the epitome of ecstasy, just kidding. Well he's the jolly type of guy, friendly and easy to get along with, he's the type who cherishes his friends very much and would ride or die for them. Being with a Maio screams trouble sometimes, but when you get in favor with his good side you're done for good because he's never gonna stop bugging you! When Maio wants something he puts his all in it and its something worth appreciating of him. Maio is quite a curser, blunt, and loves messing around in school but really though he's smart and reliable~ He is a good friend that's why this is made for him. When Maio reads this I hope he realizes there are people like me who loves him, he's a great tomodachi. I've been a fan of a Maio, he's really good in sports, he's quite the active guy and also he's good in arts! A Maio is an ideal friend really and also as a lover~

Girl 1: Can I get a Mayo-
Girl 2: A Maio? Oh there's one at the hallway, he's quite cool tho
Girl 1: A mayonnaise girl, ugh, anyways let's check that Maio you're saying.

^.^

by UmiNoHoshi June 8, 2021