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A very large, black, stallion. Often participates in competitive ping pong tournaments. He is a one of a kind, bob marley admirer. He thinks he is a stud, and all the ladies love him. He is most known for his amazing skills at the Dougie.
Look at that fine stud, He is a Masio.
Masio by TheWOmanofALLtrades April 3, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch
A Masio (noun) is an individual who appears to be the conception of penile sweat and homoerotic thoughts. This rather peculiar word alludes to someone who seems like they are not fully “developed” yet.

Do not confuse or tie this word to individuals with disabilities—whether mental or physical—but instead use it for neurologically and physically abled people who just seem too grotesque to be the result of a standard heterosexual reproductive relationship.

To be more specific, Masios are often produced by excess charges in the air resulting from friction force from the rubbing of sweaty ballsacks to produce the ultimate pre-cum offspring.

Also, Masios spawn with built-in Advanced German singing skills.
Person 1 with gay parents: ughh i dont know what to sign up for the talent show with!!!

Person 2 with highly advanced intricate critical thinking skills: bro u literally a masio just do ur lil german thang boy
Masio by yahyaa888 November 2, 2025
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Mario Kart 8 Deluxe 

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe (stylized as MARIOKART 8 DELUXE and abbreviated to MK8DX) is a Mario Kart racing game exclusive to the Nintendo Switch. It is the enhanced port (or reboot) version of Mario Kart 8 and was released worldwide on April 28, 2017. It was released in South Korea on December 15, due to the Nintendo Switch being released on December 1 there.
Brayden: Can you play Mario Kart 8 Deluxe with me please?
Baby Peach: Alright.
Baby Daisy: I love playing with you.
Baby Rosalina: Of course you can any time.

maison matthews indicator 

An emotion based stock indicator developed by Maison Matthews. This indicator aims at identifying a bearish/bull trend if he buys/sells a stock position. This is typically used by traders betting the opposite direction. In layman’s term you do the opposite of what he is doing.
Maison : I just bought 17k stocks of gnus.
Market: maison matthews indicator dictates that you short this stock.

robert manion 

an icon, a legend. hips, hair and biceps thriving. he's a very pretty australian most known for his iconic roles in starkid productions twisted ; as a guard, as the magic carpet and as Baful (RIP Abdul), tgwdlm ; as (the very great) professor Hidgens and the (even greater) hot chocolat kid, and finally, in firebringer, where he got his best role ; snarl's left paw.
Robert Manion is such an icon. I love him
robert manion by StarkidStan August 7, 2019

Do The Mario

A masterpiece of music, this is often credited as the best song created by human beings. Sung by lord and savior Lou Albano. Often, it helps cure depression and anxiety.
Do the Mario!
Swing your arms from side to side!
Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario!
Take one step, and then again!
Let's do the Mario, all together now!

You got it! It's the Mario! Do the Mario!
Swing your arms from side to side!
Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario!
Take one step, and then again!
Let's do the Mario, all together now!
Come on now!
Just like thaaaat!
Do The Mario by Morty c-137 January 14, 2018

Maison Matthews 

Maison Matthews is a semi professional retail stock trader, specializing in losing large amount's of money in short periods of time for maximum tax write off's by going all in.
Bro 1. hey bro I need to lose some money fast

Bro 2. Ask Maison Matthews what he's buying
Maison Matthews by Kitcloudkicker September 27, 2020
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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