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Mandingo Handshake

That act of placing one's penis in a woman's rectum, then placing his hand in with it. He then masturbates inside the woman's rectum.
My brother gave his wife a Mandingo Handshake last night.
by Hambone Deluxe June 17, 2010
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Malling

Going to the mall with a large group of people with no intention of buying anything.
"Lets go malling and make the dudes try on shit at wet seal!"
by Lovelytoes December 10, 2006
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white mandingo

White man with a large penis so large in fact that women ask if he in fact is black.
Girl: Mike your fucking huge! Are a nigg.. I mean black person.
Mike: Nope just a humble white man with a big ass dick. You can call me the white mandingo if you please.
Girl: Okay (gets railed really hard by enormous white cock)
by Chicago is awesom9192 February 19, 2013
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Manning

To create crazy stories in in your head you swear are true; to be insubordinate; having a bad attitude.
Stop being a Manning; shortbread cookies are not healthy for you because they have milk in them.
by Ecoli W March 30, 2010
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Mandingo Party

A mandingo party is an interracial orgy arranged for single black men (called bulls) to have sex with or gangbang white wives or daughters in front of their white husbands or fathers (called cucks).

Participants argue that interracial cuckolding is a by-product of multiculturalism and tolerance. But bigotry — and a dose of white guilt — lie at the heart of any racialized fetish: black men, despite their "superior" sexual prowess, are debased and eroticized, and believed to pose less of a threat because the wives would supposedly never date them.

Mandingo cuckoldry is a recurring theme in pornography and psychology.

A male with latent bisexual or gay tendencies may be unwilling to have sex with a man, but can concede to watching his woman in the act and vicariously experience it through her.
Many white men download Mandingo Party porn for it's misogynistic elements.
by Mairkin'Cuckold April 19, 2009
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Peyton Manning

Hes either a God amongst mere mortals.

OR

A robot from the future sent back in time to infiltrate the N.F.L., re-write the record books, and humble Tom Brady.
Peyton Manning's calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd, because nobody fools Peyton Manning

Peyton Manning has counted to infinity... twice.
Sharks dedicate an entire week to Peyton Manning.
Peyton Manning can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass...at night.
Peyton Manning knows the last digit of pi.
by j carunder September 10, 2010
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Mandingo

A monstrously huge penis, exceeding at least 12 inches in length. Best covered with baggy blue athletic sweats.
Sally: "I am so fucking sore from last night, and i get around... i mean this shouldn't happen."
Jane: "What did you expect, Ralph sports a Mandingo under those goofy sweats."
by Hottie March 10, 2005
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