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The Mailbox Test

When you are viewing a property to buy or an apartment to rent take a look at some of the Mailboxes next door and across the street. You want to look at the names on the Mailboxes because they give you an idea of what kind of folk you'll be living near.
I looked at a decent apartment on Tallman Street yesterday but when I ran The Mailbox Test I was shocked. When I say "Lopez"," Rodriguez", "Vazquez", and "Garcia" on the Mailbox next door I was not renting a place in that motherfucker!
by Elizabeth Warren's Papaw September 25, 2022
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Deer mailbox

When insurance company thinks its a deer but you know it was a mailbox
That deer mailbox jumped out of nowhere
by Smurf delights March 13, 2021
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National Cum in a neighbors mailbox day

National Cum in a neighbors mailbox day is beautiful day dedicated to releasing the previous months load all up in your fellow neighbors virgin mailbox.
Hey mom! Im going to celebrate National Cum in a neighbors mailbox day, by splurging in Mrs. Osbornes mailbox ill be back!!!!
by National Neighbor Cum Day April 17, 2021
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Mexican mailbox muffin

Picking up after your dog while walking it and putting the poop bag in somebody’s mailbox.
Let’s give that jerk Schmedlapp a Mexican mailbox muffin.
by Fast Floyd Richards May 7, 2021
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mailbox

1. (common noun)
A structure that can be opened with a small door on a single pole that contains nothing but bills and garbage, not to be confused with the <AFC East>.

2. An Arizonan bread <oven>.
I found a coupon for a used condom shop in my mailbox.
by 2hufan January 11, 2025
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fuck this i'ma ted kaczynski this niggers mailbox

It's a term which means "fuck this i'ma bomb this persons mailbox" in a funny way.
Person 1: "Fuck this i'ma ted kaczynski this niggers mailbox."
Person 2: "What the fuck!?"
by goofygoobergrape33333 January 24, 2025
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Keep your dick out of your mailbox

Don't fuck your coworkers. Don't date your coworkers. And especially don't do any of that with your boss
Dave: "Dude I fucked my secretary last weekend" You: "Keep your dick out of your mailbox, Dave"
by jimmyjiggler July 11, 2024
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