Mislexic

When one has constant troubles in multiple vehicles using first gear.

"I could not take off in my jeep in first gear", said Lexxi, "WOW"... answered Jason, "you must be mislexic".

by JohnnyBl4ze September 16, 2008

Missed the train

Excuse used to ditch friends for booty call

Gotta go, she missed the train

by TJRAMH October 27, 2016

misle toe

when someone rears back as far as they can and shove their toe up an ass hole until that person is lifted off the ground and their ass hole is pouring blood and other fluids

Bitch shut the fuck up before i give you the misle toe!!!!

by littleSton3rDICK(kkk4life) September 24, 2009

mistledeez

also spelled, Mistledeez

noun (a THING).

Mistletoe, when worn to a male's bellybutton, pubic region, or penis. Anyone found to be under mistledeez should be expected place the wearer's pubical sack in her/his mouth, and draw upon it succulently for no less than 30 seconds.

Portmanteau of mistletoe and Deeez Nuuuts.

Rob used velcro to attach some mistletoe to his happy trail. Mistledeez activated!

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by usuallyprettyfunny.com December 21, 2009

Missedagram

To miss someone's Instagram post

I got fired from work today because I didn't like one of my boss' photos. Classic case of missedagram.

by flatpackjungle June 8, 2015

misted zephyr

a wet fart

"He was caught off guard by the gentle misted zephyr that snuck up beneath his pantaloons"

by shaddy 0 January 10, 2017

mislead abortion

When your mom didn't fucking want you but your bitchass still came out ugly as shit and everything ... fucking Andrea

Because of your moms mislead abortion your bitchass was born

by Juan el guapo November 24, 2016