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seven minutes in hell

A simple variation of the fun family game 'seven minutes in heaven'

The female in the scenario must receive anal sex for a time no less than 7 minutes.

Necessary caveat: no lubrication may be present (mandatory)
Wow, Sally, I haven't been able to sit down since I played seven minutes in hell.
by dizzscroeder November 4, 2013
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eight minutes

an acceptable time frame for a guy to jerk off quickly, without it being too over quick. -if start to finish a guy cums in under 8 minutes, he should never make mention of it, as it would be an embarrassing insult.
guy1: how long did that virus scan take?
guy2: no longer than eight minutes
guy1: AUGGHH
guy2: lol
by willyjohnson August 18, 2008
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120 Minutes

A now-default program on MTV that showed alternative/modern rock videos that didn't fit MTV's regular playlist. Was eventually moved to MTV-2, but was canceled and replaced by Subterrain.
Hey, did you see that new Radiohead video on 120 Minutes? That was trippin!!!
by Your Ad Here November 10, 2008
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5 Minutes in and out

To presume that a task will be short in length, when in reality it turns out to be the complete opposite, and an unbelievable nightmare to boot. First used by Sir Laurie Painter of Salisbury
"Listen I've got a quick job for you, 5 minutes in and out"
by Von Winkle of Le Froy March 19, 2009
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vagina minutes

So would the act of overestimating the time required to complete a task is called “vagina time”. I mean… in keeping with the definition of "dick inches", vagina minutes are much longer than actual minutes!
"Honey I’ll be ready in 10 minutes”, which turns out to be a half hour - This is a perfect example of vagina minutes.
by nknarula June 20, 2009
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inch minutes

inch minutes, n. inches per minute. A measurement of penis fed during a sexual encounter per minute. Inch minutes are a more accurate way of determining the efficiency of a penis.
For example, if John has a 5" penis, and thrusts 30 times a minute, he is giving 150 inch minutes. If Bill has a 10" penis and thrusts 10 times a minute, he is only giving 100 inch minutes.

"I diligently provided your mother with 200 dedicated inch minutes last night and she enjoyed it immensely."
by Initial Ed February 18, 2009
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seven minutes

seven minutes was 90's playground slang for having a cigarette, because this was the appropriate amount of time it took to smoke and socialise before classes.

It was also used as a code in front of authority figures.
Hey Leanne, you got seven minutes to spare?
by Adam the Billionth January 25, 2007
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