Kevin: Hey man, I did LSD 3 times this week. What a trip...
John: I think you may be legally retarded in the state of Maine.
Nick: But your not retarded.
Kevine: Thanks man, thanks, that really means alot to me.
John: I think you may be legally retarded in the state of Maine.
Nick: But your not retarded.
Kevine: Thanks man, thanks, that really means alot to me.
by nick May 19, 2005
Get the legally retardedmug. by Jon Himself March 26, 2003
Get the legal tendermug. Legal Shota/ Shōta/or Shouta, is a young boy (18 and over) that looks younger and more child like (like how a legal loli does). Honey-Senpai from OHSHC (Ouran Highschool Host Club) is an example of a Shōta and is not a Legal shōta because he is 17. There are also different types of Shotas, such as a Shota Trap. A legal Shota trap applies the same way.
by ArtistMark October 19, 2022
Get the Legal Shotamug. Something that isn't alcoholic, sharp, shoots, top opening, side opening, less that 2", fully automatic (including washer/dryer combos), or capable of holding more than 5 bullets, it's CA legal. This is because even though we like to think we're liberal, with guns, knives, and most other things, we're hard asses, with the acceptation of Utah beer.
Most knives and guns aren't legal in CA, but in bordering states (Nevada, Arizona, and Mexico), so it makes it pretty useless in some cases.
Most knives and guns aren't legal in CA, but in bordering states (Nevada, Arizona, and Mexico), so it makes it pretty useless in some cases.
by NATE LOWRIE!! January 16, 2008
Get the CA Legalmug. (n.) winged creature that is alowwed to give evidence in a court of law.
(n.) Good legal representation. Stoic, good at manipulating facts to his or her advantage.
(n.) Good legal representation. Stoic, good at manipulating facts to his or her advantage.
OMG the legal eagle is attacking the judge!
The legal eagle surveyed the defence, and noticed how the defendant became intimidated when someone got close to him, and began stuttering.
The legal eagle surveyed the defence, and noticed how the defendant became intimidated when someone got close to him, and began stuttering.
by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004
Get the legal eaglemug. 1) Usually a person's full name thats given at birth, it can be changed by filling in the proper forms and paying the appropriate fee.
2) A name that the government approves.
2) A name that the government approves.
by Vincent December 13, 2004
Get the legal namemug. The accused's trial was scheduled to begin today, but he was legally incapacitated and convenientally in hospital so it had to be postponed.
by Ruerzi October 12, 2011
Get the Legally incapacitatedmug.