Someone who has inadvertently given up on getting laid or women in general. These men generally have no experience whatsoever with women, i mean never even held hands. Someone who is afraid to talk to women and has given up on finding a female companion. This is very sad indeed and if you know a friend like this, i recommend you help them as much as possible. Breeding with a woman was god's gift to man, some men have been so women neglected that they actually give up on having any relationship with women and may actually become anti social if prolonged . the saying: "There is someone out there for everyone." THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE, NOT EVERYONE DIES TOGETHER AND PEOPLE DO DIE VIRGINS AND NOT ON PURPOSE. I HOPE YOUR HAPPY LADIES, SOME MEN HAVE GIVEN UP ON YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR NEGLECT.
You: " C'mon man there are plenty of fish in the sea."
will never get laid:"Not for me, i am my own ocean."
will never get laid:"Not for me, i am my own ocean."
by LoneWolfNC17 February 22, 2012
the way certain bread basket locals say the word kool-aid...note the hyphen between the o and l rather than the l and a.
by Trish the Dish March 09, 2004
by bangenhoffer May 11, 2010
The term "get laid up" basically just means chilling, cuddling, and vibing wit your significant other.
by drakesucks November 30, 2019
A term used to describe a situation in which one engages in sexual activities with a woman inside of a chick fil.
Can also be used to refer to a sexual activity performer with a woman picked up from chick fil la.
Can also be used to refer to a sexual activity performer with a woman picked up from chick fil la.
Jimothy: Yo dude, did you get a chicken sandwich last night?
SkinHead Joe: Nah brah, I got chick fil laid. We fucked in the stall and gave me a blumpkin.
SkinHead Joe: Nah brah, I got chick fil laid. We fucked in the stall and gave me a blumpkin.
by Jimothytits November 20, 2015
by Gerard Irick February 22, 2010