will never get laid

Someone who has inadvertently given up on getting laid or women in general. These men generally have no experience whatsoever with women, i mean never even held hands. Someone who is afraid to talk to women and has given up on finding a female companion. This is very sad indeed and if you know a friend like this, i recommend you help them as much as possible. Breeding with a woman was god's gift to man, some men have been so women neglected that they actually give up on having any relationship with women and may actually become anti social if prolonged . the saying: "There is someone out there for everyone." THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE, NOT EVERYONE DIES TOGETHER AND PEOPLE DO DIE VIRGINS AND NOT ON PURPOSE. I HOPE YOUR HAPPY LADIES, SOME MEN HAVE GIVEN UP ON YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR NEGLECT.

You: " C'mon man there are plenty of fish in the sea."

will never get laid:"Not for me, i am my own ocean."

by LoneWolfNC17 April 29, 2012

Just Laid Look

The expression on a person's face after having great sex. It's a smile that won't go away.

Alyssa met a new man tonight and came home with that just laid look.

by bangenhoffer May 11, 2010

koo-laid

the way certain bread basket locals say the word kool-aid...note the hyphen between the o and l rather than the l and a.

Bryan says i love grape koo-laid and trish say yeah well i love my orange kool-aid.

by Trish the Dish March 9, 2004

get laid up

The term "get laid up" basically just means chilling, cuddling, and vibing wit your significant other.

Him: "You tryna get laid up later?"
Her: "I'm down."

by drakesucks November 29, 2019

laid back

relaxed, calm, not anxious

My brother is so laid back.

by Light Joker May 15, 2007

chick fil laid

A term used to describe a situation in which one engages in sexual activities with a woman inside of a chick fil.

Can also be used to refer to a sexual activity performer with a woman picked up from chick fil la.

Jimothy: Yo dude, did you get a chicken sandwich last night?
SkinHead Joe: Nah brah, I got chick fil laid. We fucked in the stall and gave me a blumpkin.

by Jimothytits January 26, 2016

laid-back

someone who has a relaxed and calm demeanor

Doug is so laid-back that nothing seems to shake him.

by Gerard Irick February 25, 2010