having a Max

having a max is where one feel so high like they are in a different dimension AND COULD BE!

Woo i think I'm having a Max

by SCOTTS ALI December 20, 2010

Having people

When someone is having a party but doesn't want to overtly say they are having a party.
Common term among high school people
Usually used to define parties with less than 50 people, more than 50 people is sometimes defined as a rager

"What are you doing tonight?"
"Getting fucked up!"
"Where?"
"George is having people."
"Let's get drunk as fuck!"

by Tittsburg December 31, 2014

Having a Tea Party

A secret way to say having sex around minors.

So my husband and I were having a tea party, last night.

by TxRah March 18, 2016

Golden Harrington

When a coastie male is in the physical act of sexual intercourse, more specifically performing his perfected Chilli Dog or Swedish Periscope maneuver and due to the constant extreme levels of alcohol within his system, just prior to climaxing and spraying his intoxicated maiden or sailor down with his gentleman’s sausage sauce, an uncontrolled golden shower of urine is excreted onto the unsuspecting mates chest.

Coastie Joey had been on a vacation to Cuba and much like most drill weekends, he found himself piss drunk and on a three day drunken bender looking for a young beautiful willing “girl” on island B to cozy up to. They would have a few laughs, perhaps a dance, gallons and gallons of alcohol (any kind will do) and when the moment was just right and the two were sharing the most intimate Chilli Dog sexual act, he rained down with an alcohol, semen and urine filled Golden Harrington onto the chest of his love of the night.

by Hello Sunshine Fred December 11, 2018

having a laugh

1)When someone is being inconvenient, or taking advantage of someone else.
2)To insult someone and then claim it was a joke.

1) Builder: We should be able to finish working on your kitchen in about two weeks
Man: You’re having a laugh mate!

2)To insulted friend :Oh come on I was just having a laugh!

by blackthorn December 14, 2008

Having a Giraffe

Having a Laugh (Rhyming Slang)

Teacher: And tomorrow, We'll have a follow up test so you don't forget!
Student: AW Man!! Your having a Giraffe!

by Seth Crosby January 2, 2009

Having Jesus over for dinner

Instead of faking a plausible excuse, a person tells an audacious lie in order to make it known that they just don't want to hang out with you, presumably in order to offend you enough that the situation won't occur again.

Jake: Hey man, you wanna go catch a flick at the old drive-thru?

Jim: Nah dude, I'm having Jesus over for dinner.

Jake: Weak!

by zekepliskin December 6, 2009